Q. OMG every time I see your URL I get Don’t You Want Me Baby stuck in my head!
A. You’re welcome.

Q. Check out my blog?
A. Look at your blog. Now look at mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Does yours have any of the things I am interested in? Think about this. Does it? Does it really? I’m not going to want to follow a blog about cars and the letter P, so don’t expect me to follow you if yours is about cars and the letter p. Actually, I’m not super likely to follow your blog, regardless, so don’t be offended.

Q. Message this to 10 people/Tell the 3rd person on your dash something you like about them/Tag a billion people telling them to blah blah blah/do something.
A. That’s not a question, and absolutely not.

Q. Tell me about your blog layout.
A. To quote a wonderful man, You seem to have a very limited understanding of what a question is. Regardless of your failings as a human, I’ll persist. The amazing Ariane made my banner and I use this theme.  

Q. How many followers do you have?
A. All of them.

Q. Can you teach me how to be as awesome as you?
A. Actually, I can!

Q. Why are you a part of so many cliques/you and the rest of your clique are jerks!
A. I assume you’re referring to my friends. You want to know why I have friends? It’s probably because I’m amazing. I doubt we’re jerks. Maybe you should try having a conversation with us and then making judgements. 

Q. Your blog is awesome/I love you/have my babies!
A. I’m fully aware of how flawless I am.

Q. Does hate on your blog ever bother you?
A. I think I’ve gotten hate once, and it was hardly hate so, no, it doesn’t. In fact, I get far more love than hate and I’d quite like to keep it that way. My massive ego is growing by the day.

Q. Was this FAQ actually necessary or were you just bored?
A. The latter, my dear. Of course the latter.